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awwww-cute:

Read that bringing a new puppy into the house would liven up our older dog

awwww-cute:

Read that bringing a new puppy into the house would liven up our older dog

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86109
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4 hours ago

i found out what a 420 is you are all going to hell

(Source: breakfastburritoe, via partybarackisinthehousetonight)

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5 hours ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when you wait for 911 to call you first so you don’t seem annoying <3

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5 hours ago

bestpal:

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

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5 hours ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son: dad what’s for dinner?
dad: dinner? nope. i said 1000 RTs or no dinner. sorry
son: we haven’t eaten in days
dad: 1000 RTs or we starve 

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5 hours ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

me: hey babe wanna come over?
bae: i’m busy
me: my parents aren’t home ;)
bae: oh that’s too bad, i was really looking forward to talking Obamacare with your dad. maybe next time

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5 hours ago

iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

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5 hours ago

animedads:

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty

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5 hours ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i just called my mom because i made a-list on kim k hollywood and she sounded very half-hearted. whatever i don’t need her i have kim on my side

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Posted
5 hours ago

i wanna punch every moth in the world

(Source: ilovesmoothjazz1998, via partybarackisinthehousetonight)

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5 hours ago
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